1. Expand my vocabulary.

2. Buy an apple slicer.

3. Become a pole dancer.

follow back everyone anymore. and i’m sorry. i’m sure you are a great person, but i just don’t give a single fuck about one direction, the kardashians or justin bieber.

I’m beginning to notice a lot of seriously bad stuff happens to the guys that fuck me over… it’s weird.

This one magical world to describe a healthy chunk of the population at my school. Case in point: creating parody twitters and gossip blogs for our school. Why? Because they think people give a fuck about the lives of upper middle-class white kids who attend a private school in a shitty, Midwestern pseudo-city.

It’s easy to laugh at them until you realize how seriously serious they are.